Category: Joke Board
Rejected Children's Book Titles
1. Strangers Have the Best Candy
2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
3. Some Kittens Can Fly!
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North America-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. You Are Different and That's Bad
8. Dad's New Wife Larry
9. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
17. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
18. Bi-Curious George
19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
20. Grandpa Went to Hell
21. The Little Engine That Thought He Could But Failed Miserably
22. Nightmare on Sesame Street
23. All Cats Go To Hell
24. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
25. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
26. You Were An Accident
27. Mommy Loves The New Baby More
28. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
29. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
30. Your Nightmares Are Real
31. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
34. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
35. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
rofl
hahahahahahahahahahaha. lol. good one
I like some of these.
Damn, there goes the coffee again!
Those were halareous. Thanks.
W. C. Fields would love these.
Bob
Eight, seventeen, eighteen, and twenty-four...priceless. Lmfao.